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“Newton was sitting under an apple tree, an apple fell on his head, and he suddenly thought of the Universal Law of Gravitation.. agree..but didnt he realised gravitation while on commode..as..Y that stuff goes down ,not up” quote by Vagabond — Download Open image

“Newton was sitting under an apple tree, an apple fell on his head, and he suddenly thought of the Universal Law of Gravitation.. agree..but didnt he realised gravitation while on commode..as..Y that stuff goes down ,not up”

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