Fitness Quote by Terry Pratchett

“They say we wizards are subtle. But believe you me, we've got nothing, nothing at all, on women .”

— Jim Butcher

“So You Want To Be A Wizard?”

— Diane Duane

“I think becoming a wizard is about discovering what's real and what isn't.”

— Ben Aaronovitch

“It doesn't take a wizard to figure out the last thing a girl should do is go running hundreds of miles away from home…

— Lisa Patton

“Any fool can see you're a woman. Luckily, this is a school full of geniuses, so I don't think you'll have too much trouble.”

— Lev A.C. Rosen

“Funny way to get to a wizards’ school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?”

— J.K. Rowling

“She says getting lost in a book is a magic trick, which means that I'm a wizard.”

— Janice N. Harrington

“But there's magic too. You'll pick that up. It don't take much intelligence, otherwise wizards wouldn't be able to do it.”

— Terry Pratchett

“I like difficult old women, she said. I'm in training to be one myself.”

— Rosina Lippi

“Do you wish to work for the betterment of all humankind? Reconsider your motivations for becoming a wizard.”

— Joseph J. Bailey

“Mastership is more than being a wizard.”

— Petra Hermans

“We are all trained to be female impersonators.”

— Gloria Steinem