Batteries Quote by Steven Wright

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

— Steven Wright

For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.

— Milton Berle

How come everything I need always comes with batteries?

— John Mayer

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

— Bernard Manning

“They might as well just call them ‘vibrator batteries’ on the package and come with a sticker that says ‘Needs a Good Fuck.”

— Erin Noelle

What do batteries run on?

— Steven Wright

This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what…

— Kevin Sorbo

People are not like batteries - Dont plug them in, use them up and then throw them out. ~Jordan Blake Michiels~

— Jordan Blake Michiels

Give children toys that are powered by their imagination, not by batteries.

— H. Jackson Brown, Jr

I got a vibrator that needed two nine volt batteries. What am I - R2D2? I don't know what to do with that.

— Chelsea Handler

I took the batteries out my mysticism / And put them in my thinking cap

— Alex Turner

My Valentine runs on batteries.

— Anonymous