Batteries Quote by Steven Wright

My Valentine runs on batteries.

— Anonymous

How come everything I need always comes with batteries?

— John Mayer

“Without being acknowledged, they are often used as batteries by their families and friends, who feel free to both use their creative energies and…

— Julia Cameron

They run off eckeltricity, do they?" he said knowledgeably. "Ah yes, I can see the plugs. I collect plugs," he added to Uncle Vernon.…

— Anonymous

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

— Steven Wright

People are not like batteries - Dont plug them in, use them up and then throw them out. ~Jordan Blake Michiels~

— Jordan Blake Michiels

“are dozens of different devices, all shapes and sizes, but most are attached with a strong magnet. Depending on the model, the battery can…

— John Grisham

I guess I make things that need energy stronger. I'm like a walking battery.

— Maggie Stiefvater

Give children toys that are powered by their imagination, not by batteries.

— H. Jackson Brown, Jr

This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what…

— Kevin Sorbo

My grandmother's house - she ran it just like her grandmother and her great-grandmother. They didn't have electricity. They had wood stoves that never…

— Willard Scott

The positive and negative poles of a battery create an electrical flow. The masculine and feminine poles between people create a flow of sexual…

— David Deida