Blenders Quote by Steven Wright

So I put your phone on 'Airplane Mode' and threw it up in the air...Worst Transformer ever. Just saying...

— Anonymous

I turned my phone onto Airplane mode and threw it up into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever.

— Anonymous

I went to these mixers, you know, where you're supposed to meet people. And sure enough, some guy asked me for my phone number.…

— Marcia Wallace

“my phone starts to buzz on the counter, shaking like an epileptic in a fit.I pick it up,glance at the number and then move…

— C.M. Stunich

My cell phone fell off my lap. I was reaching for it in the back.

— Eddie Griffin

“I borrowed a hammer and the garage and disposed of both phones. I was pretty sure that I could have just pulled the batteries,…

— Patricia Briggs

Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons…

— Steven Wright

I was making videos on my Mom's phones since I was eight years old.

— Bretman Rock

And I left the aspirin next to the phone with a tall glass of water. Figured you weren’t going to be able to make…

— J.R. Ward

I disconnect the telephone to keep the outside world in it's correct place.

— Chuck Palahniuk

When I was younger, I was emulating David Letterman. David Letterman would yell out of his office window with a megaphone, and the next…

— Tom Green

“Find your creative outlet and plug into it. Otherwise, you may just short-circuit.”

— Giuseppe Bianco