Aging Quote by Albert Brooks

“Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.”

Albert Brooks

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Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived.

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I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it.

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It's fear. Fear is like a giant fog. It sits on your brain and blocks everything. Real feeling, true happiness, real joy, they can't…

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When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

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