Funny Quote by Sarah Hall

“Goddamn, this rabid boner is about to sprout arms and legs and storm her cunt on its own if I don’t hurry up.”

— Kendall Grey

“who wants to make it grand or fortify it for the coitus, must rub it before copulation with tepid water, until it gets red…

— Nigel Cliff

“I might be weary or stupid; I might be nauseous with drink; I might be sore, at the hips, with the ache of my…

— Sarah Waters

“She must protect herself. There would be no one to do it for her. A plan started to prick up its ears inside her,…

— Catherynne M. Valente

“First she said we were to keep clear of the Sirens, who sit and sing most beautifully in a field of flowers; but she…

— Homer

“Where is your false, your treacherous, and cursed wife?" "She's gone forrard to the Police Office," returns Mr Bucket. "You'll see her there, my…

— Charles Dickens

“The practical part that didn’t dare give him any more sexy ammunition to use against her already panting libido.”

— Julie Ann Walker

“It won’t be long,’ said Philippa cheerfully, her mother’s ring in her voice. ‘You know what Bess says. There’s nothing in this world a…

— Dorothy Dunnett

“  Thus her reply with accent sweet renewd.     If this be our condition, thus to dwell   In narrow circuit strait'nd by a Foe,   Suttle or…

— John Milton

“There! There it is again! What language is that?" From the bed, Roarke shifted. "I believe it's known as rooster." With the weapon at…

— J.D. Robb

“Whether I was cooped up in my attic-cum-lab or trailing her scent through the rooms of the cabin with all but a tinfoil hat,…

— Brittany Newell

“My dear, I should like to stick you full of barbed arrows like a p-p-pin cushion...Where do you lurk? I shall come down your…

— Evelyn Waugh