Funny Quote by Sarah Hall Download Open image ““That boy may have been born on third base but he sure as shit ain’t scored a triple.”” — Sarah Hall ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Born On Third Base Funny
“boys who had been born on third base and thought they hit a triple (as my mother often quoted),” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Born on third base, my daddy always said of the well off, and they think they hit a home run.” — Mary Karr Copy Share Image
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple. — Barry Switzer Copy Share Image
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“It's no shame in reaching second or third base if you aimed for first base.” — Stephen Richards Copy Share Image
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We may have been born on third base, but we worked like we were starting from home plate. You know: batter up. — Tyler Winklevoss Copy Share Image
“I got to third base. At baseball practice the following Monday, that is. As for what happened that night with Kevin at the stinky… — Brent Hartinger Copy Share Image
“We should not forget that when we limp away afflicted through the spirit, it is not to the factory gates or to the corporate… — Sarah Hall Copy Share Image
Those partial to drink were hiding faults and dishonesty. They were sloppy souls, even the ones with pleasant manners and fine noses. — Sarah Hall Copy Share Image
I'll tell you this, lad: A tattoo says more of a fellow looking at it than it can do of the man who's got… — Sarah Hall Copy Share Image
“We should not forget that when we limp away afflicted through the spirit, it is not to the factory gates or to the corporate… — Sarah Hall Copy Share Image
“The show brought Claudia sadness finer than any requiem or any gravestone or anything beautiful or sorrowful that she could think of. On afternoons… — Sarah Hall Copy Share Image
At night, in the garden, it occurs to you that it might have been your heart that left you as you reached the capital.… — Sarah Hall Copy Share Image
“To be comfortable inside one’s sadness is not valueless. This too will pass. All things tend towards transience, mutability. It is in such mindful… — Sarah Hall Copy Share Image
You didn’t understand what he was saying, until he kissed you. It was a kiss of such complicity, of such uncomplicated sympathy, that you… — Sarah Hall Copy Share Image
“Personal effects: how irrelevant they are, how sad, how lost, how vagrant, without the force that gives them purpose.” — Sarah Hall Copy Share Image
People went through life like well handled jugs, collecting chips and scrapes and stains from wear and tear, from holding and pouring life. — Sarah Hall Copy Share Image
“Like a dog defeated in a frenzied circle by its own tail and slowing and realizing then that the tail it was after all… — Sarah Hall Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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