Parenting Quote by Anonymous

“That boy may have been born on third base but he sure as shit ain’t scored a triple.”

— Sarah Hall

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

— Barry Switzer

“Born on third base, my daddy always said of the well off, and they think they hit a home run.”

— Mary Karr

Some people are born on third base.

— Barry Switzer

“Mostly because you’re an upper-middle-class white male and this country doesn’t like anything better than that. Just don’t confuse luck with brilliance. Don’t think…

— Joel Goldman

“You realize that constitutes going to second base, right? So as a seasoned base runner I have to tell you, stealing third should be…

— Kitty Berry

“Sweet mother of sex, they’re triplets!”

— M. Leighton

The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You…

— Henny Youngman

“The leadoff batter for the Minnesota Twins hit a foul ball into the stands and struck his mother. He will spend the rest of…

— Lawrence Dorfman

“Every person will become three time child in their life. One when they are child, Second when they become parents and third when they…

— Savan Solanki

“You know, they call third base the ‘hot corner.’ I think our third baseman might be the reason.”

— Rachel Hawthorne

“It's no shame in reaching second or third base if you aimed for first base.”

— Stephen Richards