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“I got to third base. At baseball practice the following Monday, that is. As for what happened that night with Kevin at the stinky…

— Brent Hartinger

“Let's see... we'll put it in baseball analogies for you since you seem to be so keen on them. Almost third base in a…

— K.Bromberg

“Born on third base, my daddy always said of the well off, and they think they hit a home run.”

— Mary Karr

“It's no shame in reaching second or third base if you aimed for first base.”

— Stephen Richards

The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You…

— Henny Youngman

“You realize that constitutes going to second base, right? So as a seasoned base runner I have to tell you, stealing third should be…

— Kitty Berry

“That boy may have been born on third base but he sure as shit ain’t scored a triple.”

— Sarah Hall

“boys who had been born on third base and thought they hit a triple (as my mother often quoted),”

— Anonymous

We may have been born on third base, but we worked like we were starting from home plate. You know: batter up.

— Tyler Winklevoss

“That's like bringing a guy up from the minors to pitch the World Series.”

— Mario Puzo

I don't ever remember seeing a base runner who was all the way to third base run back across the mound. It was kind…

— Goose Gossage

Baseball would be a better game if more third basemen got hit in the mouth by line drivers.

— Dan Jenkins