Candy Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up…

— Rodney Dangerfield

Never take candy from strangers.

— Rita Rudner

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The…

— Rodney Dangerfield

I was dating a guy once who spoke rudely to a taxi driver. I got out of the cab and walked home. Treat people…

— Kesha

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to…

— Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark.

— Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said,…

— Rodney Dangerfield

Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by.…

— Rodney Dangerfield

When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I am old there is no respect for the old.…

— J. B. Priestley

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

— W. C. Fields

My dad was a particularly polite kind of guy, very courteous. So when we got on a bus, he would always encourage me and…

— Paul McCartney

When I got out of my hometown of Glastonbury, Connecticut, I became 'Mr. Backlund' and if someone did not call me Mr. Backlund I…

— Bob Backlund