Baby Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “People seldom live up to their baby pictures.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baby Baby pictures Birthday Inspirational People
Most people who have a baby don't want to be filmed while they have a baby. — Gaspar Noe Copy Share Image
A father is not someone who puts pictures up online, but has not seen them in five years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“stats say relationships decline when a baby’s in the picture but the truth is, if the camera doesn’t take good pictures now, the pictures… — Xayaat Muhummed Copy Share Image
Life is a series of family photos in which eventually you stop showing up. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Any child who has lost a parent probably knows every single photograph in existence of that parent. — Aisling Bea Copy Share Image
The way things have changed. The pictures in the womb they have now. They're just amazing. They're just like a snapshot of a person. — Amy Heckerling Copy Share Image
I'm from that generation where there aren't that many pictures of me as a baby. — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“I looked down into my baby’s beautiful green eyes and ached inside. She looked up at me with wide-eyed innocence. I kissed her warm… — Bella Forrest Copy Share Image
I didn't expect to be so comfortable handing my child off to a nanny without getting any of her information. As soon as she… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Parents who are stressed or disturbed will have more difficulty in meeting their children's needs. Parents who have little support--from friends, relatives, neighbors, or… — Sheila Kamerman Copy Share Image
Shhh.” He put a finger to her lips. “Hear me out. I cannot deny that I would've liked to have made babies with you.… — Elizabeth Hoyt Copy Share Image
Baby, I love you. We argue about the stupidest shit then we turn around and laugh about it. I'm obsessed with you and you're… — Lindsay Copy Share Image
My dad's Israeli. He was born in Baghdad to Iraqi Jews. Then, at age two, his parents wanted to move to their homeland and… — Elliott Yamin Copy Share Image
