Cheating Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Sorry my parrot learned your sex noises.

— Anonymous

A black-sharded lady keeps me in a parrot cage.

— Sylvia Plath

I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF!

— Jack Handey

If my wife is cooking a meal at home, which is not often, thankfully, but you know, she's doing (oh, she's good at some…

— Ken Robinson

“A bitter, disappointed, and jealous man kills the man he believes to be his wife's lover, this you consider to be unlikely. A murderous…

— Michael Chabon

“If a rooster crows while you're thinking about a man," the fortuneteller had once told Maria, "then he's the one you'll marry.”

— Karen Cecil Smith

Hen wife pulls her husband, whos fully drunk, to bed & tries removing his shirt & husband replies- LADY¦ LEAVE ME ALONE, I AM Married..!!

— AB

How in the he-...ahem...SQUAWK!! -Iago the Parrot

— Aladdin

“Quiet! My wife!' 'Is she sleeping?' 'Sleeping? She never sleeps! No, you fool, she hunts !' 'Hunts? What does she hunt?' 'Not what. Who.…

— Steven Erikson

Catch me on my iPhone doing what the birds say.

— Childish Gambino

My wife is a very clever woman. She knows when to say something and when to bite her tongue.

— Gino D'Acampo

I told my wife, when I go up to the garage and I wash my Cobra, I feel like I'm cheating on her.

— Bill Goldberg