Drink Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drink Last time Sample Time Too much
They say I drink too much... The only problem that I have is that I THINK TOO MUCH! — Vinnie Paz Copy Share Image
“I will tell you sincerely and without exaggeration that the best part of lunch today at the NASA Ames cafeteria is the urine. It… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
Extra-dirty vodka Martinis - they're so easy to drink! I should really just drink olive juice; it'd be safer. — Cecily Strong Copy Share Image
Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste. — Rip Torn Copy Share Image
Ah, Caviar! I keep on eating it, but can never get my fill. Like olives. It's a lucky thing it's not salty. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I think if you drink too much and you're told you drink too much, typically you don't like it. I know I didn't. — Spencer Matthews Copy Share Image
Jtfs5w5e6iuhigufyft <----- This is what you get while drinking and sitting at your labtop — Annonymous Copy Share
I'm afraid my glass is no longer half full because I drank most of it. — Lawrence Fagg Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I would drink gallons of coffee a day. Even now, off caffeine, I talk faster than anyone you've ever met. I finally recognized that… — Nathan Englander Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“Obediently, I squash into a corner with a glass of cider. A chalkboard menu declares that the special of the day is stargazy pie.… — Laura Madeleine Copy Share Image
I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to have scented candles in… — Mary J. Blige Copy Share Image
Before everyshow I do like a thousand... I drink ten glasses of water! — Jonas Brothers Copy Share Image
I've never even been into those supplements or any of that. I don't even drink energy shakes. I'm not into that kind of stuff.… — Paul Pierce Copy Share Image
