Giving Quote by Phyllis Diller

I'm not a mixer. That's not what I do. I'm a songwriter, a singer, and a guitar player. You might have some ideas here…

— Myles Kennedy

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.

— Anonymous

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips…

— Ogden Nash

We turn our back and whip our hair and just shake em off, shake em off, shake em off. Dont let haters keep me…

— Willow Smith

I hate a messy kitchen and my more casual husband has come to recognize it's more pleasant for him to clean up after himself…

— Emily Yoffe

In every marriage the wife has to keep her mouth shut about at least one small thing her husband does that disgusts her.

— John O'Hara

HUSBAND SAY: when I get I get mad at u, u never fight back. how do u control your anger? WIFE SAYS: I clean…

— Asheya

I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one.

— H. Jackson Brown, Jr

Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.

— Dave Barry

Let husbands know Their wives have sense like them. They see, and smell, And have their palates both for sweet and sour, As husbands…

— William Shakespeare

The only thing that ever made me want to be a wife-beater is being called one. Your honor, can I have five minutes to…

— Christopher Titus

Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door.

— Indra Devi