Bachelors Quote by Phyllis Diller Download Open image “A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.” — Phyllis Diller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bachelors Failure Guy Made Mistake
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. — Don Quinn Copy Share Image
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A bachelor must not waste time looking for a faultless woman to marry her. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
There is no character in the comedy of human life more difficult to play well than that of an old bachelor. — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth. — Thomas Fuller Copy Share Image
It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
Russia's Vladimir Putin appeared in public for the first time after a mysterious 10-day absence. Putin said it took him that long to recover… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I love to think of the whole universe together as one eternal fact. I love to think that everything is alive; that crystallization is… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
There’s a lot I don’t tell my father when he calls asking after Amy. He wouldn’t understand that she has no interest in getting… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
