Bills Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

“Bill Maher can be pretty good, except when he gets "important." Maher's all over the place politically.”

P. J. O'Rourke

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (4 ratings)

Bill Maher Bills Important Pretty good

More by P. J. O'Rourke

I'm fascinated by political enthusiasm.

P. J. O'Rourke

Image

In comparative terms, there's no poverty in America by a long shot. Heritage Foundation political scientist Robert Rector has worked up figures showing that…

P. J. O'Rourke

Image

The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and…

P. J. O'Rourke

Image

At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying…

P. J. O'Rourke

Image

So-called Western Civilization, as practised in half of Europe, some of Asia and a few parts of North America, is better than anything else…

P. J. O'Rourke

Image

My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.

P. J. O'Rourke

Image

It was Ronald Reagan who used to say that the 10 most frightening words in the English language are, "I'm from the federal government,…

P. J. O'Rourke

Image

Gun violence has cost us too many political leaders, and hardly ever the worst ones.

P. J. O'Rourke

Image

Pete Seeger is a modest, unassuming, cheerful, and kind-natured man. He's a good folk singer, if you can stand folk singing. And he's such…

P. J. O'Rourke

Image

Journalists are notoriously easy to kid. All you have to do is speak to a journalist in a very serious tone of voice, and…

P. J. O'Rourke

Image

I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've…

P. J. O'Rourke

Image

I'll be 56 this year, I've got two kids, and I think it's probably time to go back to writing one-glove jokes.

P. J. O'Rourke

Image

Explore all 983 P. J. O'Rourke quotes

More Bills quotes

If you’re a person struggling to eat and stay healthy you might have heard about Michael Jordan or Muhammad Ali, but you’ll never have…

Bill Gates

Image

Some of the folks on both sides might be sincere, but it does seem as if it is only the opposition that cares about…

James Bovard

Image

[Sport officials] blocked their support of us. But those individuals [ Muhammad Ali, the Jim Browns, the Bill Russells, Kareem Abdul Jabbar ] were…

John Carlos

Image

Simple fairness dictates that government must not raise taxes on families struggling to pay their bills.

Ronald Reagan

Image

[A]s you partake of the world's bill of fare, that's darned good advice to follow. Do a lot of spitting out the hot air.…

Dr. Seuss

Image

I will not agree to have this bill [to repeal DADT ] go forward, because our economy is in the tank.

John McCain

Image

This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and once in…

Michael Hudson

Image

If Bill Gates left Microsoft we wouldn't allow Donald Trump to run it.

will.i.am

Image

Your goal should be to pay off your credit card bills in full at the end of each month and set aside money toward…

Suze Orman

Image

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

Eamon Dunphy

Image

There's nothing nice about Steve Jobs and there's nothing evil about Bill Gates

Chuck Peddle

Image

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth…

Jack Handey

Image

Browse all 2,642 Bills quotes

Bills Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

Related quotes

More by P. J. O'Rourke

More Bills quotes