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“All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.”

Norm MacDonald

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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.

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My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.

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Louis [C.K.] is great. But I don't know how many you could do.

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