Funny Quote by Norm Crosby Download Open image “My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.” — Norm Crosby ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Graduation Newspapers School Tough
I always wondered what hearing one's own obituary might sound like, and I sort of feel like I may have just heard part of… — Spencer Abraham Copy Share Image
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Until today, you may not have realized that your life provides the content of your obituary. Just for today, examine your life. Think about… — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
In the morning, I get the paper. I look in the obituary column. If I don't see myself in there, I get up. — Melvin Van Peebles Copy Share Image
Well it's Mr. Obituary, put beats in a cemetery, I rip a beat into pieces, like sheets in a dictionary, The teachers try tried… — BOB Copy Share Image
An obituary should be an exercise in contemporary history, not a funeral oration. — Peter Utley Copy Share Image
Obituaries were among my favorite to write because they have elements no other news stories have - a story from start to finish with… — Tom Rachman Copy Share Image
I contemplated suicide. My main concern was that I would not make the New York Times obituary page. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of… — Norm Crosby Copy Share Image
Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game — Norm Crosby Copy Share Image
I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is… — Norm Crosby Copy Share Image
I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom… — Norm Crosby Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
