Funny Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Why are you so funny? If she asks this question, you got her. She is yours.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor
If your girlfriend has a good sense of humor,I must say,you are the lucky person. — Bibeka Copy Share Image
Good humor is a philosophic state of mind; it seems to say to nature that we take her no more seriously than she takes… — Ernest Renan Copy Share Image
When you live in a leading lady's body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny. — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
Don't listen to them, all of this talk is absurd and she is mine and I am hers. — Aaron Fresh Copy Share Image
she doesn’t really have a sense of humor. I think she’d like to have one—it’s just that she doesn’t quite understand what jokes are… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still let's me put my penis inside of her. So, who's stupid now? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If by now you're a little confused, don't be too hard on yourself. Life is confusing, and anyone who claims that she has all… — Kirsten Miller Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
