Bureaucracy Quote by Nikhil Saluja

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

— Nikhil Saluja

Nazism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows.

— Anonymous

CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops…

— Nikhil Saluja

Politicians regard the public as a cow to be milked

— Elbert Hubbard

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and…

— John F. Kennedy

The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks

— Dean Rusk

We have tried to make it clear that the United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it…

— Dean Rusk

You know when you're milking a cow and you have all that foamy white milk in the bucket and you're just about through, when…

— Lyndon B. Johnson

“Consider a New York Times story from April 22, 2014, that reported: Something strange is happening at farms in upstate New York. The cows…

— Thomas L. Friedman

During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at the supermarket. So the government bought and slaughtered 1.6 million dairy…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Cows is one thing. But one man telling another man where he can go in this country is something else.

— Robert Duvall

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

— Anonymous