Funny Quote by Niall Horan Download Open image “If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.” — Niall Horan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Girlfriend Ifs Inspirational Love Time
A Girlfriend is like a pet Anaconda. When you feed it, and give it plenty of love and attention, it loves you back. When… — Mitchel Guida Copy Share Image
I know we're not dating, but whenever I see someone else flirting with you I want to shoot them in the face :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I'm going to spend the whole night waiting for you guys to stop flirting and shoot each other, I want to at least… — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
The way I feel about it is: Beat me or feed me, but don't tease me. It's toy food; who needs it? Serve it… — Jeff Smith Copy Share Image
Just in case u guard a woman or not. If she trust and love you, she will never never flirt to someone better than you. :) — Melchor Lim Copy Share
We aren't dating, but when I see someone else flirting with you, Ijust wanna punch them in the face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'm a flirt. Winking eyes at me, when I roll up on them dubs,… — R. Kelly Copy Share Image
I hate it when girls act stupid ’cause they think it’s cute. Intelligence is sexy. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“Best I ever had Hips don't lie You make me wanna *sssss* One more night Irreplaceable, yeah Crazy, we're crazy” — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
Her boyfriend's a dick And he brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick My ass if he knew the truth — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
When you think about it, some people don't like certain things, but when it comes to music, no matter who you are, where you're… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
I’ll always defend the people I love even though I’m as terrifying as a baby penguin. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
Being single doesn't mean your weak. It means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“If a man whistles at you don't turn around, ignore him. You're a lady not a dog.” — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for the right person.” — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“Louis's feet smell the worst. Literally like dog poo on a stick-that bad!” — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
