Funny Quote by Molly Harper

“When a vampire thought your religion went too far, you definitely had problems.”

— Ilona Andrews

Then, when people saw you strolling around at high noon holding your rosary beads, they’d think, ‘Well, that can’t be a vampire.

— Jeaniene Frost

“No, it wasn’t vampires—vampires don’t exist. Angels destroyed them all decades ago, every last sparkly one of them, and you’re welcome.”

— Skyla Madi

“Do you believe in vampires? Not the sparkly variety.”

— Sarah Beth Durst

“Vampires, like virgins or priests, are things that women believe in. We must never fail to humor them in such matters.”

— Brian McNaughton

“I doubted vampire stuff would work on my disembodied father. He might have been a soulless bastard, but he was not an actual vampire.”

— Devon Monk

“Just a friendly warning: the forces of spiritual darness are nothing to trifle with. Vampires do exist, no matter what the so-called scientific minds…

— C.c. Brown

“For most vampires, it's an automatic response - scent blood, fangs drop.”

— J.A. London

“I know that voodoo priests really do belief they can talk to the other side and vampires should never sparkle”

— Jennifer Martinez

“Surely there must be something massive enough to damage even a vampire beyond healing. I hoped someday to test the theory. I”

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair.”

— Alycia Linwood

“(Sorry, we made vampires; it seemed like a good idea at the time.)”

— Justin Cronin