Humorous Quote by Mark Twain

“I had an honest, ordered, respectable and unexciting life to look forward to. I had sown my wild oats and it was time to…

— Stephen Fry

“Sage would survive. I'd survive. We were better off apart. Painful and quick, just like ripping off a Band-Aid. Well, more like gouging a…

— Brian Katcher

“On the metaphysical front, the burning of sage is unsucessful. House reeks of doom, and now sage too.”

— Suzanne Finnamore

“After walking for a long time, he finally pulled me near a copse of bamboo that was growing near a large teak tree. He…

— Colleen Houck

“In the village, a sage should go about Like a bee, which, not harming Flower, colour or scent, Flies off with the nectar.”

— Anonymous

“He wondered if he would live to see the blossom on his apple trees and felt an answering pop inside himself. Ah, so it…

— Salman Rushdie

“This somewhat surprised Dodger; no one had offered him a prayer before, as far as he could recall. The idea that he might have…

— Terry Pratchett

“It was if the charming theatrical curtain had dropped away and I saw him for the first time as he really was: not the…

— Donna Tartt

“But he was so young then that later he was only able to remember fragments of what happened next: the lull of the morning…

— Téa Obreht

“The sages do not act from (any wish to be) benevolent; they deal with the people as the dogs of grass are dealt with.”

— Lao Tzu

“Then I got undressed and, crawling under the covers, sat up in bed and sipped my drink. I felt like I was going to…

— Haruki Murakami

“...when I read to her, her quietness, her peacefulness, was what I sought to hear, and it echoed in me as if in an…

— Evan Dara