Funny Quote by Malcolm Muggeridge

Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.

— Malcolm Muggeridge

Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me.

— Riccardo Tisci

Slut jokes are just whoreable.

— Anonymous

You've got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it's all pretty ridiculous, isn't it?

— Cat Deeley

Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

— George Eliot

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.

— Michael Caine

If someone is genuine, compassionate and kind, that is a turn-on. A sense of humor is a huge turn on, and that goes hand…

— Jennifer Nettles

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

— Anonymous

Good-humoured, unaffected girls, will not do for a man who has been used to sensible women. They are two distinct orders of being.

— Jane Austen

My sense of humor tends toward both the dark and the absurd - two great tastes that, in my opinion, taste great together.

— Ron Currie Jr

Although some fools find rudeness sexy, it is never the path to seduction.

— Perry Brass

If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. A girl should do something, anything, to make me…

— Ryan Phillippe