Funny Quote by Madonna Ciccone Download Open image “Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.” — Madonna Ciccone ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Lawns Men
God made women, have periods and give birth because He knew guys weren't strong enough to handle it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God first made man, than he realized that there was something better, women — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
God not created woman only for fulfill men's physical desire but also because of are created the women that can make men's home paradise. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
First, GOD created a man. Then one day he looked down from heaven; admiring his good work, and he said, I bet I can… — London Mond Copy Share Image
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
God gave women instinct and womanliness. Utilized appropriately, the combo effortlessly disorders the mind of any man I've ever met. — Farrah Fawcett Copy Share Image
Rather than creating only for fulfilling the physical need of man, God has created woman asa life partner of man so that together they… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
O why did God, Creator wise, that peopled highest heav'n With Spirits masculine, create at last This novelty on earth, this fair defect Of… — John Milton Copy Share Image
In some respects I will never die. Because art is immortal. What we leave behind and what we create - the energy that we… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
I had decided that if I was going to be a singer, I had to earn it. I had to learn how to play… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
The thing I love most about being famous is people listening to me when I have something important to say. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
People have no morals, I swear to God. The things that people do for ratings! It's unforgivable. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
Stevie Wonder and Diana Ross and the Jackson 5, that's what I grew up on. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
I'm very grateful that I had work to do. I may have thrown myself off a building. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
The beast is the modern world that we live in! The material world. The physical world. The world of illusion that we think is… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
With all the chaos, pain and suffering in the world, the fact that my adoption of a child from who was living in an… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
Being blond is definitely a different state of mind. I can't really put my finger on it, but the artifice of being blond has… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
Because I was a dancer, I started going to auditions for musical theater, which forced me to sing. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
