Funny Quote by Louis Nowra

“he didn’t hurt them. He dug little holes all over the yard and picked up the ducks in his mouth and put them in…

— Richard Bradford

“came out now with one eye on the kangaroo and one eye on the referee. I’m really steaming mad now, and I creamed that…

— Charles Brandt

“Q: How do you tell when there's an elephant in the pit? A: Peanut shells on the floor.”

— Bucky Sinister

“Geep,' whuppled the parrot.”

— James Thurber

“an hour in running shoes, I got almost instantly from these Kangoo boots,” Ted says. “My worldview of what I needed was shattered.” Furious…

— Christopher McDougall

“There was something very odd about the carpet this morning… More hedgehogs? Many more hedgehogs? Positively a lake of hedgehogs?”

— Robin McKinley

“What the hell is a SpongeBob?”

— Madeleine Urban & Abigail Roux

“He leant back to stare heavenwards, gently fingering the swollen skin around his black eye. But the river stank. Reduced by the heat like…

— Jim Kelly

“they saw the crocodile for what it was. Maybe their mortal brains made them think it was an escaped elephant from the zoo, or…

— Rick Riordan

“Mom asked Dad "where is Mickey?" Dad said that the hogs are him, that's when the pot of beans went flying through the air.…

— Mickey R. Mullen

“Here we are sitting at the Waldorf in a conference room... and in comes someone with long hair and wearing an outfit dripping leather.…

— Michael Davis

“Howard then made Seabiscuit’s entry for the Santa Anita Handicap. He left the jockey space blank.”

— Laura Hillenbrand