Funny Quote by LILY Download Open image “A BLOND AND A BRUNETTE WALK IN TO A WALL YOU THINK ONE OF THEM WOULD OF SAW IT.” — LILY ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
A blonde was at an ATM and another blond was behind her, the blond behind the ATM shouted to the one in front — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A tall blonde entered the room, wearing a yellow sash that marked her as advocate. Two men followed her, carrying papers. She was lean… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“A striking blonde had just come through the front doors. She was wearing a black pants suit and pumps. Practical, but classy. What you’d… — Barry Eisler Copy Share Image
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, Wait, you forgot the remote! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blondes are like white mice, you only find them in cages. They wouldn’t last long in nature. They’re too conspicuous. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“The brunette was conducting tests on the collected blood when the older woman came into her laboratory to get the child’s photo. The old… — R.G. Richards Copy Share Image
Those days where you crank the music and jump around your room like an idiot trying to dance with your 19 year old brother… — Lily Copy Share Image
Every single person on the planet has a story. dont judge people before you truly know them. the truth might actually suprise you... x — Lily Copy Share Image
I gave you my all. I gave you everything I had in me. I showed you every side there is to me. I let… — Lily Copy Share Image
A guys heart isn't in his chest were its supposed to be, check in his pants, your might find it there. — Lily Copy Share Image
Stuff Rest In Peace… this girl is LIVING IN PEACE with God in heaven :)... 1996 - 2014… love you forever and always :)… — Lily Copy Share Image
You told me you love me, you said all those sweet things a man should, you did amazing things for me, you made me… — Lily Copy Share Image
In life there will always be someone who touches your heart from the moment you say hello… and those people will always hold a… — Lily Copy Share Image
Aussie aussie aussie... just had the perfect ausstralia day :D went to church, brother got baptized, went to the park, had a game of… — Lily Copy Share Image
Never grow up too quickly... always stay a kid at heart... a skinned knee is easier to fix than a brocken heart... xoxox — Lily Copy Share Image
Dear guys, just for the record being a dick is definately NOT going to make yours bigger... so shut up and treat girls like… — Lily Copy Share Image
The funny thing is that if I were to die this minute, this second in time, no one would notice. No one would care.… — Lily Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
