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A blond come out of a public bathroom and says to the girl in line sorry I was blowing bubbles the next girl went…

— Anit Kits

“333. A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde…

— Olav Laudy

“A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool, and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while,…

— Scott McNeely

Ok so a blond a brounet and a red head are running form the police and they see a barn they go to it…

— Anonymous

A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead on the floor. But she goes to work, and starts crying and her boss asks,…

— Celeste Hartman

“An attractive blonde behind the receptionist's desk smiles at me as I walk in. I assume she’s the receptionist, because I can’t think of…

— Fanny Merkin

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.

— Raymond Chandler

The only bad part about telling blonde jokes is that IM ONE OF THEM!

— Otim Fat

“At the checkout, the blond cashier asked, “Did anybody help you?” “Yes,” Ginika said. “Chelcy or Jennifer?” “I’m sorry, I don’t remember her name.”…

— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

“A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys…

— Michael Hopkins

This blonde chick called me the other day. I couldn't stop laughing at her, because the first thing she said was, can I have…

— Anonymous

Buying a New Farm A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total…

— Anonymous