Funny Quote by Les Dawson

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.

— Les Dawson

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.

— Tommy Cooper

Been suffering with terrible wind lately so I went to my doctors and she asked me what the problem was¦. So I said Doctor…

— Nate

Do Not Fear The Winds Of Difficulties. Remember; A Kite Rises Against The Wind Rather Than With It.

— Pacifiersucker

I've never flown a kite.

— David Benioff

a kite is a victim you are sure of. you love it because it pulls.

— Leonard Cohen

“A kite flies against the wind, not with it.”

— Winston S. Churchill

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with, the wind.

— Lewis Mumford

Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.

— Winston Churchill

We are all instruments pulling the bows across our own lungs. Windmills, still startling in every storm. Have you ever seen a newborn blinking…

— Andrea Gibson

“Seize the wind," I whispered. "Don't become the kite that never flies.”

— Elizabeth Lim

If you have wind it becomes more difficult than you think.

— Tiger Woods