Funny Quote by Lea DeLaria Download Open image “It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.” — Lea DeLaria ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Men
I'm not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don't find anything attractive about it.… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
Penises are literally all around me all the time, and have a lot of influence on the world, on my world. — Rachel Zucker Copy Share Image
Girls only like your penis because their mom toldhem to enjoy the little things in life. — Author Name Copy Share Image
I have nothing against women. As a matter of fact there's something about them that I love, but I just can't put my finger… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
If I have any sexist feelings they are aimed at men: I hate manly men. — David Bailey Copy Share Image
Girls only like your penis because thier mom told them to enjoy the little things in life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never had a dislike for men. I've been badly treated by some. But I've been loved greatly by some. I married a lot… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
“I am disgusted with the fact that men, in general, think they have an unmerited advantage of a penis and that women fail to… — Nikhil Sharda Copy Share Image
I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women. — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
My idea as far as comedy goes has always been to push the limits of what's acceptable for a woman to do or say… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works. — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago. — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
