Funny Quote by Anonymous

Girls only like your penis because their mom toldhem to enjoy the little things in life.

— Author Name

Life is like a penis!! It always gets hard when there's a girl involved!

— Anonymous

It's difficult for me to tell whether girls like me for who I am as a person. Damn my incredibly massive penis.

— Green Monk

Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth?

— Nikhil Saluja

Girls are a sweet, sensitive, and loveable people. They arent toys on boys hands !

— Fatima Alaaeldin

Im not the girl your mom warned you about; her imagination was never this good.

— Babloo

Dont you hate when your mom tells you

— Skyrimfreak

Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.

— Henny Youngman

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things.

— Russell Brand

But what Mom never told me is that along the way, you find sisters, and they find you. Girls are cool that way.

— Adriana Trigiani

Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.

— Gabrielle Reece

If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker.

— Nikhil Saluja