They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me. — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women. — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
My idea as far as comedy goes has always been to push the limits of what's acceptable for a woman to do or say… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works. — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago. — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
