Funny Quote by Lauren Barnholdt

“You didn't go on MySpace to communicate, you went there to show yourself off. It was like one big narcissistic playground.”

— Ben Mezrich

“I have no clue what my motive is for following him, maybe I'm just bored. Maybe it's just so easy to cyber-stalk hotties on…

— Stephanie Campbell

“Stalking used to be harder. He read the display on his phone: OFF 4 MY RUN! Thank you, social media, for a generation of…

— Melinda Leigh

“Today I fed him right off the bat, and only checked Facebook twice.”

— Chila Woychik

“She and Reeve texted all the time, and she followed his Facebook page.”

— Caroline B. Cooney

Why not go down the pub? A guy once came up to me at a gig and asked me if I had MySpace. I…

— Paul Weller

Facebook asks me what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The internet has turned into a crazy boyfriend.

— Anonymous

“What are you doing?' If I texted back too soon, he would think I wasn't doing anything and then he would probably try to…

— Whitney Gracia Williams

“You can't stalk what's yours", he returned. I looked at his shirt. "Yes, I suspect that's what all the stalkers say.”

— Kristen Ashley

“That was the extent of our relationship, but I knew he used me to keep Were women from insinuating themselves into his life. My…

— Kim Harrison

“I really wished he would go away. Plus a bunch of his computer nerd friends were standing there, staring at me like I was…

— Meg Cabot

“Being dropped by your stalker is pretty bad. I mean he watches you week-in, week-out for almost a year, and then you have sex…

— Belle Aurora