Funny Quote by Kim Hunter

“That was my egg, you bastard!’ he screamed, punching the nose. ‘With soldiers!”

— Terry Pratchett

“They all started screaming as if I was a one-woman invading army and had the heads of my victims dangling from my belt. Then…

— Marie Andreas

“I fight them every time I bandage the blackened eye of a woman, every time I remove shrapnel from a bomb victim. That's my…

— Patrick Ness

“A tired starving dog so thin and frail it looks like it could be knocked over by the wind. But it's staring at me.…

— Tahereh Mafi

“Oh, Draven. You’re my hero too! If not for you, that mean old boar would have eaten me alive. (Simon) Get off me, you…

— Kinley MacGregor

“Buck up, soldier. Lose the baggage and get poking.”

— Sabrina Garie

“Why is war so much like a practical joke? she thinks. Hiding behind bushes, leaping out, with not much difference between Boo! and Bang!…

— Margaret Atwood

“It hurts, but I can bear it. Because I am a doll, and a servant. Because I am a pretty thing and a soldier…

— Leigh Bardugo

“Of course, you didn't want our help. Now I have to go beat up some soldier just to keep my ego intact.”

— Maria V. Snyder

“Well," she said, "if I were the enemy commander, and our assault had failed three times, and I wanted to make a fourth, I…

— Steven Brust

“All along the line,' said the volunteer, pulling the blanket over him, 'everything in the army stinks of rottenness. Up till now the wide-eyed…

— Jaroslav Hašek

“A dutiful soldier, I retreated to the ditches as ordered and hunkered down there. In those ditches, I had an epiphany. People treat you…

— Karen Marie Moning