“I suffered the misfortune that I sat down at a table and started drinking one glass of beer after another.” — Jaroslav Hašek Copy Share Image
After debauches and orgies there always follows the moral hangover. — Jaroslav Hašek Hangover Copy Share Image
“This is what opportunity brings with it. It's the self-determination of man. Every man in the course of his life eternal life… — Jaroslav Hašek Eternal life Copy Share Image
“Those who boggle at strong language are cowards, because it is real life which is shocking them, and weaklings like that are… — Jaroslav Hašek Cowards Copy Share Image
“The lieutenant’s fooling around again with the telegraph girl at the station,” said the corporal, after he had gone. “He’s been running… — Jaroslav Hašek Fooling around Copy Share Image
When Å vejk subsequently described life in the lunatic asylum, he did so in exceptionally eulogistic terms: 'I really don't know why… — Jaroslav Hašek Angry Copy Share Image
Jesus Christ was innocent too,' said Svejk, 'and all the same they crucified him. No one anywhere has ever worried about a… — Jaroslav Hašek Army Copy Share Image
“When afterwards he mentioned the names of the Tartars he had got to know on his pilgrimage, like Hallimulabalibay, to which he… — Jaroslav Hasek Malimulamalimey Lieutenant Copy Share Image
“It was once said, and very rightly, that a man who is well brought-up may read anything. The only people who boggle… — Jaroslav Hašek Copy Share Image
“The famous field altar came from the Jewish firm of Moritz Mahler in Vienna, which manufactured all kinds of accessories for mass… — Jaroslav Hašek Altar Copy Share Image
I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I'm an official idiot. — Jaroslav Hašek Army Copy Share Image
And somewhere from the dim ages of history the truth dawned upon Europe that the morrow would obliterate the plans of today. — Jaroslav Hašek Age Copy Share Image
“All along the line,' said the volunteer, pulling the blanket over him, 'everything in the army stinks of rottenness. Up till now… — Jaroslav Hašek Army Copy Share Image
![“Jesus Christ was innocent too,' said Svejk, 'and all the same they crucified him. No one anywhere has ever worried about a man being innocent. Maul halten und weiter dienen ['Grin and bear it and get on with the job'] - as they used to tell us in the army. That's the best and finest thing of all.” quote by Jaroslav Hašek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f74/jaroslav-ha-ek-30986_army_jesus-christ-was-innocent-too-said-svejk_1631482.jpg)
