Funny Quote by Killa

My farts smell like they shit their pants.

— Green Monk

Every man knows the smell of his own fart.

— Confucius

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

— Nikhil Saluja

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and dont let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

If God Was A Woman… Farts would smell like roses

— Nikhil Saluja

If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food.…

— Megan Fox

A fart is a wish your butt make.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?!

— Shane Dawson

That which above all other yields the sweetest smell in the air is the violet.

— Francis Bacon

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

I know that if odor were visible, as color is, I'd see the summer garden in rainbow clouds.

— Robert Bridges