Comedy Quote by Kathy Griffin Download Open image “But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.” — Kathy Griffin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Funny Funny Happens Happens Happens Resist Humor People Resist Tell Tell Tell People
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Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I am an outsider looking in, absolutely. You're not going to see me at the Academy Awards 'Vanity Fair' party any time soon. I'm… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
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When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
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