I am an outsider looking in, absolutely. You're not going to see me at the Academy Awards 'Vanity Fair' party any time… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I am an outsider looking in, absolutely. You're not going to see me at the Academy Awards 'Vanity Fair' party any time soon. I'm… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“Presentation was the name of the Catholic church [my mother's family] attended, and this is what I love about the Irish: My mother became… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“It always pisses me off when I’m calling in to some Morning Zoo radio show to promote God-only-knows what—probably this book, so get ready,… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
![“I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no…” quote by Kathy Griffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/fbb/kathy-griffin-4016_book_i-love-doing-stand-up-i-love-making-peop_370319.jpg)
