Funny Quote by Kate Clinton

You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.

— Bette Davis

“I've always heard that it's not nice to talk about the dead. But it seems to me that's the best time to talk about…

— Shelley Mickle

Say nothing but good of the dead.

— Solon

I ought not to speak about the dead because the dead are all over the place.

— Harold Pinter

I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

— April Winchell

“The dead have existed for as long as the living, give or take a few years. But what good has that done them?”

— James Aquilone

“Your duty is to society, and the dead have always been a part of society. How we treat the dead says much about us.”

— Alex Grecian

“Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

“The dead are dead, and talking won't bring them back to life.”

— Otfried Preußler

“The rule is, don't speak of the dead, not don't speak ill of the dead's terrible relatives.”

— Erin McKean

“Everything's dead, but good, because it's dead before coming alive, not dead after being alive. That's how I look at it.”

— Alan Sillitoe

“And what of the dead? I own that I thought of myself, at times, almost as dead. Are they not locked below ground in…

— Gene Wolfe