Once he became president, George [H.] Bush revealed a vein of Styrofoam and no matter how deep he tried to go, he always ended up bobbing on the surface. His inaugural speech was like being present at the death of… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an English teacher. She actually said, you still look like a Campbell's Soup kid. — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
There may or may not be a lesbian comedy boom, but there certainly is a lescom circuit. Gay Pride Month, formerly known as June,… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out. — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
They didn't even like Margaret Thatcher but at least there was Margaret Thatcher. There have been women, you know, Sonia Gandhi for heaven's sakes… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
[On Nancy Reagan:] At one photo op press conference, she toured a crack house and decried how awful it was, yet one suspected that… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
Whenever a woman describes herself as a 'post-feminist' I picture women lashed to posts. Joan of Arc was an early post-feminist. — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think it's just so fabulous to laugh. I… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
John Paulk, the poster boy for 'ex-gays' was found in a gay bar in Washington. He said he was there to use the bathroom.… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
After the Reagan years, there were only three people of color in the Republican Party. Their slogan was 'Republicans - the Other White Meat.'… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's compact, there… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
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