Funny Quote by Karen Chance Download Open image ““I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me.”” — Karen Chance ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Head
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