Funny Quote by John Green

“Hold on." He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back…

— John Green

“He left her a note in her right slipper that said when I was alone yesterday I was happy, and I wanted you to…

— Mikl Paul

“If I weren't standing next to your boyfriend, I'd be tempted to ask you out myself." She blushes, and St. Clair bounds inside the…

— Stephanie Perkins

“Well, now I need you to kiss me. Make out with me. Otherwise she’ll know I was full of shit and start hittin’ on…

— Sibylla Matilde

“He drew away and stared down at her, stroking her cheek. "I hope to hell this isn't one of those situations where you go…

— Maya Banks

“I've done some calculation and I've been able to determine that YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT.”

— John Green

“I'm not very good with anything physical...' she began as they turned down a hallway she had never seen. He flashed her a grin…

— Michelle Zink

“She looked at me with those empty eyes, and I thought, I'm going to make sure I fill them up with something.”

— Cath Crowley

“Okay, so maybe she had entertained the idea once--or nine hundred times--of cupping his backside and giving a nice, hard little squeeze, but she…

— Erin McCarthy

“What?” he snapped. She shrugged and smiled. “I was just thinking how hot you are.” “Now? You’re thinking that now?” “Well, yeah.” He grunted…

— Elaine Levine

“Why do I keep doing this? Making her out to be more than what she was, grander, omniscient even, lovely and unreal. She could…

— Julie Buntin

“How like a male. Pull out some tools and start banging on something, and they flocked in from miles around. She pushed her hair…

— Thea Harrison