Funny Quote by John Cooper Clarke

“IF LIFE WAS A THING THAT MONEY COULD BUY …THE RICH WOULD LIVE AND THE POOR WOULD DIE.”

— John H. Sibley

“If anyone's interested in the alleviation of poverty... the only thing we know definitely works is giving women control over their own reproduction”

— Christopher Hitchens

I broke up with poverty... and the last thing that fool said was...you will never find someone like me...Amen..who cares

— Jezreel

Personally, I had made a good amount of dough for a 30-year-old guy, but I didn't know a thing about money. I'm not a…

— Duff McKagan

That's the staggering, humorous thing about money. If you haven't got taste, money doesn't matter: You'll always look ghastly.

— Joanna Lumley

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.

— Kin Hubbard

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

— Joe E. Lewis

It's an extremely good thing that money sometimes changes hands.

— William C. Brown

There is always one fine thing between nothing and everything and that is money.

— Vikrant Parsai

I have a thing: I will always put money in for any street musician anywhere in the country, anywhere in the world. It's like…

— Andy Grammer

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.

— Josh Billings

The one real thing that money buys - Time.

— Marita Bonner