Funny Quote by Joe Restivo Download Open image “Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day.” — Joe Restivo ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Getting old Old people
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