Quote by Jim Gaffigan

“The dumbest thing I ever did? Buying a TV. The smartest thing I ever did? Giving that TV away.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“What the hell makes you smart?" I asked. "I wouldn't go for coffee with you." "Listen - I wouldn't ask you." "That," she replied,…

— Erich Segal

“Baby," I said, "I’m a genius but nobody knows it but me." She looked down at me. "Get up off the floor you damn…

— Charles Bukowski

“If you're not the smartest person in the room, don't act like it.”

— Anonymous

“Me?...Stupid?” I fluttered my eyes innocently. “When have I ever done anything stupid?” “Don’t get me wrong, you’re the smartest person I know…” She…

— M.A. George

“What the hell makes you so smart?" I asked. "I wouldn't go for coffee with you, " she answered. "Listen -- I wouldn't ask…

— Erich Segal

“If this is a smart world then I want to be stupid.”

— Bryant McGill

“Do you know how hard it is to get stupid people to do smart things?”

— Terri Anne Browning

“If you're going to be stupid, at least be smart about it.”

— Ben Blatt and Eric Brewster

“How come if people keep telling me I'm so smart, I keep doing such stupid things?”

— George Watsky

“If we're going to be smart, we can't be stupid…!”

— James A. Murphy

“For geniuses, they are really dumb,” she said. “Some of them are really pampered: They can’t even put together a cardboard box. They don’t…

— Michael Lewis