Available Quote by Jim Gaffigan

What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine

— Hussein Nishah

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

— Caroline Rhea

Has found his/her favorite machine at the gym: the vending machine!

— Ritu Ghatourey

I've never loved spending time on the machines at the gym. But I have discovered an exercise regimen I can dedicate myself to: yoga.…

— Judy Reyes

I prefer not to use any machines. I focus a lot on cardio, which is what I do when I'm on stage. I also…

— Chris Cornell

As soon as I put my bags down in the hotel, I'll do a search on my phone to find which local gyms are…

— Buddy Murphy

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

— Danish

I occasionally go to the gym and I lift free weights, I don't use machines.

— Eric Bana

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

— Don Rickles

Most gyms now have TVs. You can prop up reading material on the cardio equipment.

— Anderson Cooper

I'm scared of the gym - I see all these machines, and I'm like, 'What is that? What am I supposed to do?'

— Adrienne C. Moore

My house gym has all the essentials for a perfect workout.

— Jackky Bhagnani