Funny Quote by Jennifer Ziegler Download Open image ““To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap.”” — Jennifer Ziegler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Four Word Funny Popularity Unpopularity
“My ideas are like a Hydra. Remove a bad one and two good ones will take its place.” — Paul E. Petty Copy Share Image
“My swimming cap was really sprouting leaks these days. The thing is, you could patch over the holes, but it would never be the… — Helen Salter Copy Share Image
“but there I was, trying to fit the ocean into a plastic cup as it tossed and turned me in its waves.” — Samantha Irby Copy Share Image
“I want the things most people don’t notice. The ring and the key and the way you have of wearing everything on the inside.” — Victoria Schwab Copy Share Image
“I do not own the words used to debase me in any way shape or form. I gladly take the shrapnel and shower it… — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
“Just remember this, girl, the water you hate is the water that’s going to drown you.” — Jonathan Odell Copy Share Image
“He'd practically saved her life! It was so…romantic. Just like in fairy tales. Just like Westley saved Buttercup in The Princess Bride. Like Superman… — Jennifer Ziegler Copy Share Image
“Growing up, it seemed, was just a series of disenchantments. First you find out there's no Santa Claus; then you find out there's no… — Jennifer Ziegler Copy Share Image
“Tip: Unpopularity is a state of mind. Feel nerdy. Think uncool thoughts. It also helps to use the word “vaginal” a lot.” — Jennifer Ziegler Copy Share Image
“Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products.” — Jennifer Ziegler Copy Share Image
“Real life, real love, isn't the way you see it in movies or read about in books.” — Jennifer Ziegler Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image