“He'd practically saved her life! It was so…romantic. Just like in fairy tales. Just like Westley saved Buttercup in The Princess Bride.… — Jennifer Ziegler Fairy tale Copy Share Image
“Growing up, it seemed, was just a series of disenchantments. First you find out there's no Santa Claus; then you find out… — Jennifer Ziegler Santa claus Copy Share Image
“Tip: Unpopularity is a state of mind. Feel nerdy. Think uncool thoughts. It also helps to use the word “vaginal” a lot.” — Jennifer Ziegler Psychology Copy Share Image
“Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products.” — Jennifer Ziegler Food Copy Share Image
“Real life, real love, isn't the way you see it in movies or read about in books.” — Jennifer Ziegler Books Copy Share Image
“To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap.” — Jennifer Ziegler Funny Copy Share Image
