American pie Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Uncle wanted to eat his pie and then have us feel sorry for him because it was making him fat.”

— Kopano Matlwa

“I want to go to Martha’s Vineyard. I have an aunt named Martha. And an uncle by that name. Neither one is related to…

— Jarod Kintz

“So long as Sam wanted to take it up the ass with another dick in his mouth instead of politely pounding a pussy, he…

— Heidi Cullinan

“Sam: I've never considered myself a finicky eater. No pie ever crossed my path and survived.”

— Jaime Reed

“Funny, Sam told himself, how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we…

— Robert Bloch

“If Arkansas is, indeed, one big family, Eureka Springs remains its eccentric uncle.”

— Rex Nelson

“I think about Sam sometimes now and I realize that he is walking around with a fake set of memories about our time together.…

— Helen Slavin

“My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family.”

— Jennifer Ashley

“You’re in for a treat, sweetheart. Us southern boys eat pussy like pie. And I like pie.” Yes.”

— C.D. Reiss

“You ever been eaten out by a southern boy?” I had to think. There hadn’t been many, but no one from Los Angeles was…

— C.D. Reiss

“Your family is badass,” Sam says. “They set a high bar of badassery.”

— Holly Black

“Is something bothering you, Sam?” Nixon asked with a deep furrow between his concerned chocolate eyes. “You mean besides the dead body lying in…

— D.T. Dyllin